Two are the number of things that are funny in this post.

This is funny. And so is this.

Breakfast:
4 slices of bacon
fuji apple

Snack:
celery
almonds

Lunch:
beef meatballs
green beans

Snack:
Apple Pie Larabar
almonds
Ultimate Crunch

Dinner:
Papa Murphy's Pizza thin crust pizza

Snack:

Drink:
water
2 kokanee beer

Symptoms:
Sharp, but low grade, pain in the tail bone. A reminder of how things used to be.